Does your offer match
your target customer?

Probably not.Premium price with starter copy. B2B claims with consumer tone.
We roast yours in 60 seconds and call out every misfit.

what you get →verdictthe mismatchesplaybookagent.md

99/100 left at$9then $19

60s · one-time payment · 30-day money-back guarantee

A real audit,
in real time.

↖ try it on yours

Build in public

Founders who roasted it back.

“Pointed out genuine things I know I'm missing.”

— matt · 30 may

[ on roadmap ]

FlaggedWord heavy. Wanted long-term upsides — agency white-label, ongoing audits.

“Like the concept. The presentation and design are solid.”

— alexintosh · 30 may

[ ↗ shipped ]

FlaggedSome copy felt AI-ish. Competitor logic compared me with 404 pages.

“Really love how easy/fast it was to run.”

— nswanix · 31 may

[ ↗ shipped ]

FlaggedMove the rerun button higher — easy to miss at the bottom.

↓ how much?

$9 for the first 100. $19 after.

No subscription. One audit = one payment.

$9$19↖ a real $5k consultant would charge 555× more

99 of 100 launch spots left · then $19 forever

SEO audit $29/moThis roast $9 onceConsultant $5k

Rerun whenever you need a fresh read.

↓ who's roasting you?

Hugo, founder of fixmyoffer.ai — hugo · roasting in public

Note from the founder

heyo, it's hugo,@afterhoursHB

quick test: if you 2× your pricetomorrow, would you lose half your users next month? probably not. so why aren't you?

quick story. pricing is my day job. i'm a project manager and i spend my week telling teams why their offer is too cheap, written for the wrong person, or hiding the value. i've got the frameworks. i know the patterns.

then i tried to ship my own product.

you'd think i had it nailed. i didn't. rewrote my headline 14 times. guessed at the price. wrote bullets about features when i should have written outcomes. shipped it. nothing.

took me a while to see why. when it's your own page, you can't read it. you're too close. you can spot every leak in someone else's offer, and still miss the obvious one in your own.

so i packaged what i do at work into this audit. same frameworks i use in meetings, applied to your landing in 60 seconds. no AI templates. no consultant decks. just the checks that actually matter.

now i run it on yours. brutally.

Frequently asked

Founders ask this.

Honest answers. No consultant fluff.

Q1 · is it real

Real audit or AI slop?

Both. The framework is human-curated — 36 dimensions across 6 categories, each with its own rubric. The LLM is calibrated against that rubric, and every finding cites the dim IDs it pulls from. You can audit our audit.

Q2 · vs SEO

How is this different from an SEO audit?

SEO audits read page speed and meta tags. We read pricing logic, positioning, proof depth, offer structure — the why-not-converting layer your funnel can't show you.

Q3 · who it's for

What types of sites does this work on?

SaaS, services, info products, consulting, indie tools, agencies — anything with one offer and one buyer. Not built for catalog-style e-commerce (1000+ SKUs). The framework reads landing pages, not product feeds.

Q4 · speed

How long does an audit take?

60–120 seconds. The audit scrapes your landing plus up to two pricing/feature pages, runs 36 dimension checks in parallel, then synthesizes a verdict. You can leave the page and come back — the audit persists.

Q5 · no pricing

What if my landing page doesn't show pricing?

That itself is a finding — usually a big one. Hidden pricing is the #1 friction for self-serve buyers. The audit will flag it and tell you exactly what to surface and how.

Q6 · rerun

Can I rerun the same URL after I make changes?

Yes. Each rerun is one payment ($9 launch / $19 standard) — fresh scrape, fresh verdict. No cached audits, no stale reads.

Q7 · languages

Does it work on non-English landing pages?

Yes for major languages (French, Spanish, German, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch). The output is always in English with your source text quoted in the original. Optimized for English pages — niche languages may read less sharply.

Q8 · privacy

Who else sees my audit?

Nobody. Every roast is tied to your verified account. No public share links in v1. Screenshots and findings stay private. You can delete your data any time from your account.

Q9 · refund

What if the audit isn't useful?

30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked. Email me at contact@itsayes.io and I refund you. If the pipeline fails for a technical reason, you also get an automatic credit for a free rerun.

Q10 · why so cheap

Why is it only $9? What's the catch?

Launch pricing for the first 100 founders — after that, it's $19. No catch.No subscription, no upsells, no data resale. It's intentionally cheap so you actually use it before you ship your next page.

Your offer is
lying to you.

60 seconds. $9 launch — first 100 founders. Then $19, forever.

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